this post was supposed to be something else (which still has no connection with the hottie pic of my imaginary girlfriend but who needs a reason, right?) but something came up and before im forced to make any more boner puns, i'll give it to you straight and hard (can't help it).
uno april is out! meaning, i'm a published writer now! woohoo! [happy dance] [confetti] [fireworks] [race winner spraying champagne] [a girl kicking a guy's nuts] grab a copy now, folks, before they run out again like the march issue! it has sexy pictures of sarah christophers as well but who gives a chimp's anus? it's got my debut-as-a-published-writer articles in it! so, go to the nearest reading materials store right now, point to the sky, tell the clerk "hey, what's that?" and pilfer the mag while they're not looking, (i hope no one's got enough stupid in their noggin to actually do what i just said) then run home and read it and tell me what you think. please?
aahhhhh. i'm done, babe. go ahead and smokey smoke.
p.s. it just keeps getting better. photoshoot!!!
11 comments:
wow!! congrats!!! sosyal!!!
yey! mai has been waiting for that!! "san na ung uno?" hehehehe. makikibasa nalang muna ako, la pa ako budget ngayon hahaha! :) bibili daw sya :)
Congrats. Kala ko nameet mo na si Sasha Grey eh. Grabe, pwede na ko tumawid sa EDSA blindfolded when that happens. Whew! Sarah Christophers, you say. Interesting!
maria: cool. say hello to her for me. thanks. i wish i owned uno so i could just give out copies to everyone i know.
tim: meet lang, papakamatay ka na? no way. dapat maging gf ko muna sya. tska di ka naman mamamatay pag tumawid ka ng naka-piring sa edsa. trapik e.
Coolness! Congrats man! I'll try to find a copy!
i'll check out the mag stands right away!
jigs: thanks, dude.
redpl8: thanks, dude. (part 2)
congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm happy for you!!!
gracias, aceychan.
wow. you write for uno? that's cool. congrats!
sorry for my ignorance, but is that sarah christophers? >.>
btw, do you remember cha? the girl you had a crush on? she was named "Best Female Head-Turner" (or something like that) in a prom XD
im late na sa balita, its out na pla! and i cant even purchase it here, namboogie? i want a copy of ellen's cover tooooo! jaaaaai! lend me yours when i get back there! puhleeeeeese ;*
tim: meet lang, papakamatay ka na? no way. dapat maging gf ko muna sya. tska di ka naman mamamatay pag tumawid ka ng naka-piring sa edsa. trapik e.
Exactly. Traffic. Kaya malakas loob ko. Hehe. Fine, hindi ma-meet. "Makatrabaho" ayos ba yun? Hahaha!
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