i just received this text message, which the sender, im sure, believes is pro-religion. to me, however, it is proof of the bullshit that the religious use to defend their beliefs. here it is verbatim:a man thnkin 2 hav sum fun w/ a kid sed
"tel me wer GOD is & il giv u an apple"
d boy quickly rplied,
"il give u barrels of apples if u tel me wer HE is not"Ü
#1. this is how religious morons respond whenever their faith is questioned, meaning they don't actually respond directly.
#2. the boy can't actually give barrels of apples, meaning religious people always tempt you with promises that are false.
#3. that darn "smiley" seems to imply that the boy outsmarted the older dude. (apologies for the following gross argument but it's necessary for the point) the man should have fucked the boy's ass and said, "god, surely aint inside your ass right now, boy. where's my barrels of apples? let's see you carry them all at once, bitch!"
what? no thunder or lightning?
6 comments:
now that is funny.
you can just hear the ymca song with that photo.
sus ka. wag mong pabasa ang entry na eto sa lola natin. patay tau jan! ahaha..
oo nga patay tau sa mga lola hahahaha
red: gayahin namin yan ng mga repapips ko one of these days...
lunes: ok lang. patay na lola ko e.
maria: kanya-kanyang paniniwala po, mga lola.
i like Lunes's first reaction more. sus ka! ;D
susmareosep! lol. that pic is funny though. haha.
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