what's your sign? dead end.

librans have been described as bastions of balance, appreciators of aesthetics, champions and of charm. and, as someone born on september 26, i believed that that's who i was for years. not that i strongly adhered to that belief. (there are facets to my being that cannot be specified) it's more like, yeah, i'm like exactly that but not everyone with the same sign as mine could possibly be like that, right? (proven by a few librans ive encountered who have never known fairness) in relation with my previous post, im pretty sure i was born this way and merely connected some personality traits associated with libra, and definitely never reformatted myself just to fit the zodiac template.

so anyways, news has spread like spam mail about the revamped horoscopic dodecahedron. astrologers were like, hey, palmreader, wassup? nothing much, balltoucher. just bored and out of generic horoscope ideas. don't worry, dude, i got just the thing. it's 2011, so let's shake things up a bit and add another zodiac sign for lols. that's awesome! let's pick ophiuchus and squeeze him between scorpio and sagittarius. why that one? because i said so, bitch! now go and buy me pizzz. my ass is itchy.

to sum the poorly written astrologers' conversation, yes, because of some constellation readjustment, they added a new zodiac, ophiuchus, meaning there are now 13 signs. despite my triskaidekaphilia, my sign is now supposedly virgo, which just doesn't make sense. but the idiocy does not end there. astronomers have "confirmed" this clustercrap and gave a correction of epic fail proportions: it's been that way for years. in other words, those newspaper and tv horoscopes you've been basing your daily lives on have been false as your grandparents' pearly whites.


screw this zodiac shit. from now on im just a guy who stands for balance, appreciates beauty and possesses ridiculous amounts of charm.

and likes pizza.




p.s. today's realization: it's fiesta downtown and the jeepneys have been rerouted. and guess what, captain obvious? zero traffic jams.