march angel

this is ellen adarna. i have no idea if she can sing me to sleep and shit me to stone but, jesus-h-christ-in-a-harley, this girl looks yummier than chocolate chip cookies handpicked from the chocolate chip cookie tree.

i tried, folks, but it's hard to type captions with one hand...

if you havent heard of ellen adarna, the face that launched a million clicks, then you most likely have never ventured outside of your own web page, you narcissistic camwhore (hate that word). im looking at my multiply inbox right now and the first three pages all contain photo albums of only one person. i mean, fuck, do you really have to post every single picture you take in your life? have a little creativity with your photographic endeavors and spend a little time picking the good ones for posting. if you really need to keep the rest online because of your 1 gb hard disk, then throw them over to photobucket or flickr where nobody receives updates of your every upload. or better yet, help reduce internet garbage and delete them.

anyways, so, ellen is the uno cover girl for march. buy a copy and you'd also find my name in there. unfortunately, none of my work made the issue because it was basically done when i got hired. the april issue then will be my debut as a published writer (yay!). i wrote quite a bunch for that one.

later, alligators.

p.s. click here if you wanna whack your boss.
p.p.s. judy, why did you have to be 16 years old?