toinks

my closest friends in peoplesupport are dindo, a beer-loving who has two "panganays"; and paul, a family guy whose hair looks like moses combed it. both of them are on the same frequency of the babe radar as mine. anyways, before paul was bumped into an earlier shift, we were together all the time, apparently enough to attract some attention since one time we heard this girl with a great body (whom we've codenamed sexy) tell her friend something like, "there goes the three of them again." that and a couple of guards refer to us as the three musketeers. but we've dubbed ourselves "the bottles". why? because we're jai, paul, and dindo (sounds like the beatles eh?), and we like to drink. and we did just that last saturday as paul's post-birthday celebration. despite our incessant invitations to the rest of our batch, only three other people tagged along: jakeson, a gym denizen who takes pictures of his physique; crystal, a pampangena party girl; and irene, our version of daria (from beavis and butt-head) sans the verbal ammo. aboard paul's van and singing loudly to a best of eraserheads cd, we headed for marlon's in timog ave. and found out it was closed. we settled with nine ball cafe a few moments away, got a table, and started the beer-guzzling while playing billiards. the heavily practice paul kicked our butts in every game, and so we decided to play in teams. paul the hustler and jakeson the novice versus jai and dindo, the guys who know how but aren't any good and depended mostly on luck. three laugh-filled games later, dindo and i lost by a scratch, a sure win from my shot, but then the stupid cue ball disobeyed my orders to stop and went in the opposite hole. it was a fun night that i wish lasted longer. we parted ways soon enough, but dindo and i longed for more beer in our system. we found a cheap bar and boozed ourselves to the break of dawn.

okay. just one more thing about peoplesupport people. i'm in love with a co-worker. that's right. you read that one clearly. i am in love. i didn't mean to be. i actually don't want to be yet. but this wonderful young woman, that i sit next to every work day, text with almost every night despite her preference to buy load only on weekends, dreamt about holding hands with two times already even though i haven't touched a hair on her in real life, and made me feel so alive again just when i thought i was doomed to be lonely, has, obviously, got me madly head over toes for her. when im working on a file that's a pain in the ass hard to transcribe, all i need is to hear her giggle as she watches flash cartoons online. we have a lot in common, some of which ive always thought only i was/had/did/liked. her name, by the way, is (drum roll, please) shaila. and goddarnit, i love her. but, alas, poor yorick, she has a boyfriend. hmm...

so, that's enough of my life for now. i made a lucky list about a week ago which in a way does not apply now since i already have (figuratively, of course) shaila. but i'll let you take a peep anyways. it was about the 13 girlfriends i should have next. it's sorta not-safe-for-work though. also, here are some new links, starting with one that kinda helped me with the cardiac catastrophe i recently underwent:

beating the break-up blues by jenny mccarthy's boobs
some pretty good porn movie titles
here are some movie cliches that need to die
skizzy like snow globes. skizzy want this snow globe
think you're good at making sand castles?
wanna know the 9 things men masturbate to? sure you do.
cool bus ads
now here's a good idea: city at sea
who ripped off who? bunch of look-alike ads
top 10 bad things that are good for you
skizzy wants the matrix bathrobe!
stay warm using your own blood... it's the blood scarf!
50 mistakes men make during sex
and 50 mistakes women make during sex
the simpsons drawn manga style (and check out the edit 3 link! damn!)
8 important lessons learned from '80s cartoons
skizzy wants these blankets... and a wife to share them with

and finally, a youtube video how to draw a perfect circle...



p.s. other codenames we use for some of the many beautiful babes in ps are: 3 o'clock, maj, lobby girl, kotse, bilog, and honey. the 3 o'clock girl must have moved to another department or left the company completely because we haven't seen her again despite being put to our new day shift from the graveyard shift where we used to ogle at her luscious legs all night.
p.p.s. did i already say that i love shaila? they call her shai at work, though. which is fun 'cause when her friends call her, i look thinking it was jai, and when my friends call me, she looks. kinda annoying but cute at the same time.
p.p.p.s. toinks is shaila's nickname of choice. i have yet to find out why.