about two months ago, i was leafing through sale books in powerbooks and i came across one entitled when will jesus bring the porkchops? by george carlin. george was the guy who played the cardinal in dogma and introduced the buddy jesus to the public, and then later a hitchhiker in jay and silent bob strike back who gave some trucker a blowjob in exchange for a ride. but i remember him most as rufus from the bill and ted movies. anyways, i enjoyed a few pages from the book and regret not buying it. george carlin, at 71, just died of heart failure yesterday.
i remember some one liners from that book but here's one that best fits this tragedy:
"If I ever had a stroke, I hope it will be early in the morning, so I don’t take my vitamins that day for no reason."
r.i.p., motherfucker.
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