more on morons

jagshemash! so as not to render this entry completely negative, here first is a positive poem which i wrote for layla:

longlove

stalactite-you,
stalagmite-me, together we will one day be.

i think it's good. she thinks it is. and i rarely come up with stuff like this so your comments will be appreciated much. please, 'cause ive got another one still baking in my brain. okay, now, on to the main event...

warning: profanity ahead.

dearly beloved, it is time once more for me to release the steam of my boiling insides regarding the philippines' largest rip-off network, gma7. ive witnessed the multiple accounts of rape/blatant plagiarism that the aforementioned tv station has committed and gotten away with scot-free. almost every new show they churn out is a cheap xerox copy of something else (examples: smallville = captain barbell? sailormoon = super twins? indiana jones + tomb raider = asian treasures?), stress on the word cheap. and now, they are at it yet again with another show that stinks of shit a mile away. their latest victim: shaider. fuck.

you probably heard of it already, word came out some time ago that gma 7 acquired the rights to do a filipino version of shaider. sure, i think it's a neat idea but knowing gma 7, i was pretty sure it can only go bad. i bet that the costume would suck. i bet that there will be a cast of hundreds, with dozens more to be added along the way. i bet that the storyline will suck which includes that one of the characters is secretly the child of another character. i bet there will be awful acting. i bet that they'd boast about the special effects before it begins and then after a month or so, the effects will start to decrease in quantity and quality until the days when you're not actually watching shaider anymore and just a bunch of stupid drama storylines, their excuse for not using the once bragged-about special effects. in a nutshell, i bet it's a decrapitation of the superb series i'd loved in the past.

then news came that the smart japanese dudes who owned shaider have refused to let gma 7 to make an ass out of their brainchild. well, i actually have no idea why (maybe they didn't like the treatment that gma 7 sent for approval? waha! such wonderful writers) but it's good that they did. how did the network take this? no more pinoy shaider? wrong! they simply do what the do best: rip it off. they somehow manage to make that bad news (for them, good news for me) into something positive and now they're gonna do something entirely different but still based on shaider. and they want to call it, get ready for this... shaido. uh, what? someone even said that shaido was the brilliant title that the writer came up with. what? what's so brilliant about replacing a couple of letters with one?!? this is absolutely fucked up. why don't these morons just get a clue and not do it at all? forget piracy on the streets. there's piracy on tv right before your very eyes...

oh, by the way, the series will be directed by dominic zapata, again. you don't have to be familiar with the name, just the with all the shit he's made. he who said that they weren't ripping off sailormoon with super twins because he didn't know they were similar. oh, come on. complete bull. dude, fuck you. fuck you and all of your fellow idiots.

and finally, in celebration of the word "ginormous" and others that recently got added into the dictionary, i introduce to you a new hemorage feature: word of the day!

our word for today is "nosocomial" which means "acquired or occurring in a hospital".

used in a sentence: "our word for today is 'nosocomial'."

voila! another blog post off to take up space in cyberspace, be read by some and ignored by the rest, and fall prey to evil electronic entities such as gaypornphoto over there in the bloodboard (*shiver). thanks for the time and take care always, everyone.

p.s. happy belated friday the 13th!
p.p.s. watched harry potter 5 with my sibs and thought that it was really... [read review]