Sunday, May 28, 2006

X-MEN: THE LAST STAND by jaiskizzy

jean grey has resurrected from her watery grave and has turned into the varicose-vein-faced phoenix, posing a new threat to the uncanny x-men team. meanwhile, the homo sapiens have created a cure that would destroy the mutant gene and eventually wipe out the entire mutant race. soon, homo superior will become no mo’ superior. obviously magneto aint gonna tolerate this and so he forms an army against the humans to show em who’s boss. it’s a mutant super orgy down ‘ere in ol’ alcatraz, kid, but alas! still no gambit, ma cheri.

first off, i’ve got to say that i am a comic book uber-geek. i possess quite an extensive knowledge of the comic book universe and everytime i would sit my ass to watch a movie based on a comic book, i’d see what they did right or wrong. to achieve as much realism as it can, the film format has the liberty to alter some of the features of the book it was based on. the trick is to make it work so that us fanboys would care less. i’ve seen several negative reviews of x-men 3 but from my point of view, brett ratner managed to pull a rabbit out of the hat. you see, there’s just too many mutants and naturally too many storylines in the comics and it’s simply impossible to squeeze them all into, say, five movies, even if each was four hours long. in this 2 hour flick, they built a double-plotted story that included enough mutants to please the comic fans and one of the most compelling comic storylines ever: the dark phoenix saga. (sadly, jean grey never really goes all-out flaming dark phoenix… groan) it was good to see beast, done well by frasier; angel, giving me an overdose of wing-envy; juggernaut, played nicely by vinnie freakin jones; and shadowcat, who is doesn’t-comb-her-hair cute. to be able to let them have vital roles and not just as extras is a scriptwriting feat that deserves praise. especially kitty pryde as she, i believe, was most able to put her intangibility powers to good use. a nod also goes to the cameo by moira mctaggert, an important human character in the comics. i also liked the bit part of jamie madrox, the multiple man, despite being at the wrong side. even wronger though is that his powers to replicate cant be done at will. forgiven, due to the slightly faithful costume. didn’t like callisto one bit. or porcupine boy. ugh.

the action scenes were superb, although a bit erratically spread out i think. i’ve yet to see wolverine go berserk but his scenes were great. even if bone-throwing man and limb-regenerating man obviously didn’t stand a chance in the first place. i would have gladly paid more if they had showed him decapitating the sentinel. or berserking through three. i guess the abundance of mutants affected the screen time of the leads. storm, rogue, iceman, pyro, they kinda sorta felt like just passing through. and then there’s mystique… who… um… what a bod! far from perfect, the main mistake of this mutant movie is its pace. i think brett ratner took the rollercoaster formula too seriously. too many ups and downs, which you aren’t really able to enjoy as much. in the down parts when the characters die, they just die. as if the film is hurrying up to get to the next thrill. even the final battle sequence, grandiose as it was, felt like too contained. with all those mutants and their different powers, they could have chosen a wider warfield where they can wreck more stuff. the special effects weren’t exactly very special, awesome, but nothing stood out. good to finally see the danger room. it was also cool to watch magneto doing some city rearranging.

bryan singer may have left the x-men to do superman, but the movie was tossed over to good hands. ratner clearly knew crap about what he got himself into but he mustered enough talent to deliver a flawed but wonderful-enough movie. (p.s. there’s a little twist ending after the credits but it wasn’t shocking as it was supposed to be.)

the good: more mutants, the use of their powers, and the danger room.
the bad: the deaths and the weird pace. and no gambit!!!
the ugly: the gray-skinned dude who had bad breath.
the verdict: 7 cure shots.

skizzy superior.

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