oh fudge it. i hate internet cafe lurkers who read what's none of their business.
"war doesn't determine who's right. war determines who's left." -a. nonymous
hi. jai/skizzy here. again. i was gonna post another personality analysis thingy, this time based on the day of one's birth regardless of month, but it was in a fcked up format. i tried remedying each line but it wasnt until day 3 that i realized i had to go through all 31 days doing just that and who knows how long that's gonna take. so ima take it home and fix it on iLa and post it next time. and who knows when that's gonna be.
in the meantime, i have been doing my homework, and so you got yourselves a couple of articles to peruse. first, the much-unawaited (except maybe for tin) sequelizer, wherein i, utilizing my creative gift, come up with a storyline for a possible sequel to a particular movie, with my choice of actors to play the additional characters. today, we sequelize x-men: the last stand and produce... x-men iv: the rise of apocalypse! the other blurb i got for you, dears, is a new lucky list. what it about? theme songs. i had been composing an entirely different list since last week, and then suddenly this one burrowed into my head and wouldnt leave so i wrote it during work, in between complaint e-mails. so if you'e ready, go on and take a gander at my lucky list of 13 theme songs i like. and apropos, commenting is good for your health. if you agree or disagree with any of the things ive put down to torture your eyes with, please, let it out. it's for the best.
question: why does it seem like blogging has become a school project? suddenly everyone's got a blog, most of them are kids, and they all have "personalized" designs. do not get me wrong, cujo, i have no problem with youngsters exercising their writing/computer talents. i just find it odd. amusing, yes, but very odd (i honestly think there's too much pink in the internet right now...)
well, gotta sprint. keep coming back. i mean, seriously, havent been i posting quite a lot recently? compared to the amount of posts i made in the near past, that is a lot. so, i'll be expecting your presence here again soon eh? thanks.
p.s. an overdue jaiku. this was written along with the last one a few posts ago. there were three of them actually, one about the brownies, one about sharks, and one about jessica alba, who hosted the 2006 mtv movie awards (gotta watch that one!) anyways, here goes nothing...
jessica alba,
rubbing her ass on my groin...
beep beep! wet bedsheets.
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Monday, June 05, 2006
to-may-to, to-mah-to
hello, stranger.
if you noticed (or if you hadn't) i made a slight rearranging of the blog. that darn useless panda is gone. moved my profile in its place. yay. let us all get naked and celebrate.
see my blog buddies list? wanna see your blog link there, dont ya? just say the word and i shall be healed.
anyways, because my work sked's gone crappy and i cant go home to batangas and sit long hours on this blog (plus im lazing out a bit), i'll just post this personality thingy dumped into my e-mail inbox. again, mine's in bold letters. but before we get to that, got a new movie review for you, all you movie review lovers: kiss kiss bang bang.
your personality based on your name's first letter
Does your name begin with: A?
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you never pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very practical, & not very emotional. Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.
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Does your name begin with: B?
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an statement of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your statement of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.
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Does your name begin with: C?
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
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Does your name begin with: D?
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humor. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper.
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Does your name begin with: E?
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover.
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Does your name begin with: F?
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favorite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover.
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Does your name begin with: G?
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people.
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Does your name begin with: H?
You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life, fun & everything you seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvements often, as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with a passion for life.
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Does your name begin with: I?
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated...even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of statement. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.
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Does your name begin with: J?
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the good. ( you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game. You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.
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Does your name begin with: K?
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be
attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: L?
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your statement of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated.
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Does your name begin with: M?
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of your mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.
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Does your name begin with: N?
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.
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Does your name begin with: O?
You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
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Does your name begin with: P?
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.
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Does your name begin with: Q?
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
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Does your name begin with: R?
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: S?
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like being
the center of attention. You are very caring, sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: T?
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. Music, soft lights & romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change; you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great things. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don't want to hear it their advice may turn ! out to save your life.
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Does your name begin with: U?
You are enthusiastic & at you're happiest when in love. When not in love you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You
are willing to put others feelings above yours.
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Does your name begin with: V?
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see hat makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.
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Does your name begin with: W?
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like laying love games.
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Does your name begin with: X?
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
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Does your name begin with: Y?
You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: Z?
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's savior.
was your personality analysis dead-on? mine's quite so. except for one thing: dancing is not the only thing i can do all night. *wink *wink or shouldn't it be *rasie eyebrow *raise eyebrow? ive got another personality watchamahellitis ready for copy+pasting but it's about the meaning of day you were born and that's like 30 entries. maybe next time.
your feedback is essential to me. please take a lil of your time and address any comment, suggestion, and reaction using the comments link below. thank you.
"give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life..." - a. nonymous
p.s. this is the sexiest non-nude girl on a bike commercial i have ever laid my myopic eyes on. i give thee, jeon ji hyun...
tissue?
if you noticed (or if you hadn't) i made a slight rearranging of the blog. that darn useless panda is gone. moved my profile in its place. yay. let us all get naked and celebrate.
see my blog buddies list? wanna see your blog link there, dont ya? just say the word and i shall be healed.
anyways, because my work sked's gone crappy and i cant go home to batangas and sit long hours on this blog (plus im lazing out a bit), i'll just post this personality thingy dumped into my e-mail inbox. again, mine's in bold letters. but before we get to that, got a new movie review for you, all you movie review lovers: kiss kiss bang bang.
your personality based on your name's first letter
Does your name begin with: A?
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you never pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very practical, & not very emotional. Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: B?
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an statement of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your statement of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: C?
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: D?
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humor. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: E?
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: F?
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favorite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: G?
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: H?
You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life, fun & everything you seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvements often, as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with a passion for life.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: I?
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated...even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of statement. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: J?
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the good. ( you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game. You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: K?
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be
attractive by many. You are a good friend.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: L?
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your statement of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: M?
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of your mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: N?
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: O?
You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: P?
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: Q?
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: R?
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: S?
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like being
the center of attention. You are very caring, sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: T?
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. Music, soft lights & romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change; you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great things. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don't want to hear it their advice may turn ! out to save your life.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: U?
You are enthusiastic & at you're happiest when in love. When not in love you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You
are willing to put others feelings above yours.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: V?
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see hat makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: W?
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like laying love games.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: X?
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: Y?
You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: Z?
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's savior.
was your personality analysis dead-on? mine's quite so. except for one thing: dancing is not the only thing i can do all night. *wink *wink or shouldn't it be *rasie eyebrow *raise eyebrow? ive got another personality watchamahellitis ready for copy+pasting but it's about the meaning of day you were born and that's like 30 entries. maybe next time.
your feedback is essential to me. please take a lil of your time and address any comment, suggestion, and reaction using the comments link below. thank you.
"give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life..." - a. nonymous
p.s. this is the sexiest non-nude girl on a bike commercial i have ever laid my myopic eyes on. i give thee, jeon ji hyun...
tissue?
Friday, June 02, 2006
KISSKISS BANGBANG by jaiskizzy
a twist of fate puts harry, a small-time thief, in an acting audition and faster than post-pee tapping lands him on the lap of los angeles california, in a party where he meets a gay detective called gay perry, and sees his promiscuous high school crush, harmony, getting felt up by a stranger while she sleeps on a table. the three of them are then sucked into a murder conspiracy while i ate beef tapa that felt and tasted like plastic.
is robert downey jr. gay? because if he isn't, then he better undergo some masculinity restoration program because he is definitely sending out gay signs in his role here eventhough his character, harry, is 100% male and boners up when snuggling with harmony. i don't know, it was just kind of annoying and made it hard for me to relate to harry. val kilmer, on the other hand portrayed his gay perry role very well. refined and held back, the kind of homosexual i wouldnt have a problem being around with (except for the kissing part) because the only thing i hate more than vegetables are loud and proud gay people. anyways, thank goodness there was a pretty stunning girl named michelle monaghan to cancel out all of this gayness. she's kind of like an l.a. lolita, she's an aspiring actress who's only claim to fame is a beer/bear commercial and she's probably slept with more men than you could ever invite into your stag party. still, she was purty hot.
this movie is so fast-paced, scenes just snap one after another, it would seem that the book this was based on was no more than 100 pages long. a lot of things happen in this film, and despite a few being a bit far-fetched, i enjoyed almost all of them (except for the kissing part). these scenes are accompanied by some smart and funny dialogue, especially the ones that went between harry and gay perry. one good line was val kilmer's after he bitch-slaps harmony's father: "big tough guy." three words that represented a paragraph of explanation. now that's some swell writing. another aspect that makes this movie so entertaining is the narration by harry, one of the best movie narrations in my opinion, to the point that i believe robert downey jr narrated better than he acted (he even pauses and rewinds the film when he forgets to tell something). i dug the groovy cartoon opening credits. kudos go to the director, who gave this movie a fresh book-ish pulp-ish look. oh and by the way, if you are a guy, dont make "i will survive" your ringtone...
highly entertaining despite the lack of over-the-top sequences and super special effects or the not talky, artsy-fartsy philosophical/social/moral/spiritual messages.
the good: the narration, visual style, harmony.
the bad: the gayness. ugh
the ugly: the kissing part.
the verdict: 7 johnny gossamer novels.
skizz skizz, bang bang.
is robert downey jr. gay? because if he isn't, then he better undergo some masculinity restoration program because he is definitely sending out gay signs in his role here eventhough his character, harry, is 100% male and boners up when snuggling with harmony. i don't know, it was just kind of annoying and made it hard for me to relate to harry. val kilmer, on the other hand portrayed his gay perry role very well. refined and held back, the kind of homosexual i wouldnt have a problem being around with (except for the kissing part) because the only thing i hate more than vegetables are loud and proud gay people. anyways, thank goodness there was a pretty stunning girl named michelle monaghan to cancel out all of this gayness. she's kind of like an l.a. lolita, she's an aspiring actress who's only claim to fame is a beer/bear commercial and she's probably slept with more men than you could ever invite into your stag party. still, she was purty hot.
this movie is so fast-paced, scenes just snap one after another, it would seem that the book this was based on was no more than 100 pages long. a lot of things happen in this film, and despite a few being a bit far-fetched, i enjoyed almost all of them (except for the kissing part). these scenes are accompanied by some smart and funny dialogue, especially the ones that went between harry and gay perry. one good line was val kilmer's after he bitch-slaps harmony's father: "big tough guy." three words that represented a paragraph of explanation. now that's some swell writing. another aspect that makes this movie so entertaining is the narration by harry, one of the best movie narrations in my opinion, to the point that i believe robert downey jr narrated better than he acted (he even pauses and rewinds the film when he forgets to tell something). i dug the groovy cartoon opening credits. kudos go to the director, who gave this movie a fresh book-ish pulp-ish look. oh and by the way, if you are a guy, dont make "i will survive" your ringtone...
highly entertaining despite the lack of over-the-top sequences and super special effects or the not talky, artsy-fartsy philosophical/social/moral/spiritual messages.
the good: the narration, visual style, harmony.
the bad: the gayness. ugh
the ugly: the kissing part.
the verdict: 7 johnny gossamer novels.
skizz skizz, bang bang.
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
THE DA VINCI CODE by jaiskizzy
the very naked dead body of an old man is found in the louvre. jean reno, the professional, is on the case and his primary suspect is forrest gump who is sporting a bad haircut. suddenlt amelie appears and tells mr. gump that this aint no ordinary murder. together, they embark on a puzzle-laden adventure to solve the mystery about the church's best kept secret, which has something to do with the priory of sion, the holy grail, and jesus banging mary magdalene. hot on their heels is an albino sith apprentice named silas who likes to hurt people and himself. so... run, forrest, run!
with the hype that surrounded dan brown's book, a movie adaptation was inevitable. despite the hype, which i believe was, and is still, too much, i have not read a single sentence inside that book (eventhough i have it in ebook form). probably part of the reason is how those people who have finished the book yap about it so much and feel like they are the smartest being on earth. maybe in the far future when the hype has died down. anyways, equally hyped to the most annoying levels is this movie. and after watching it with zero expectations and uninfluenced by negative reviews, i scratched my head and wondered what the fuss was about. although based on real facts, this is an obvious work of fiction and anyone who'd take it seriously is a moron (and what the heck is the problem if jesus was human and not god? arent his teachings the only things that should matter?!). this is simply three hours of boring talk about what ifs. the puzzles didnt even carry any weight. the plots of indiana jones 1 and 3 also had religious themes but that's a gargantuan load of fun compared to this. and both didnt even need flashbacks to explain stuff. heck, even national treasure is great compared this. the problem of this film is its lack of excitement. id take all the talk you need, but i need some thrills to boost me out of dozing off. the only discourse that entertained me was between langdon and magneto, fresh from his demise in x-men 3, as he is now a crippled geek. sir ian mckellen's performance was the sole saviour of this film, his orgasmic joy upon seeing the crypt text was so genuine.
who played geoffrey chaucer in a knight's tale, although he really needed more creepiness. they should have made him more shadowy and "ghost"-like (there should have been more scenes like when he grabbed langdon's neck in mid-speech). jean reno's fache character required tweaking as well, as it seems it was written exactly for him. then there are the two leads, one of the worst acting couples to a movie. tom hanks's robert langdon was flat and wasnt as dynamic as a hero characters are supposed to be, and the added claustrophobia didnt help 3-dimensionalize him at all. and what the hell happened to you audrey tatou?!? well, i guess this was a case of miscasting because she's a really great non-mainstream actress. she just didnt fit sophie's shoes. the only time i thought she acted well was in magneto's private plane where she was scolding silas. and by the way, if sophie was such an important person, why would her grandfather just let her run away like that? ending was predictable.
i guess it was a bad decision to get ron howard to direct this film. but the fault isnt entirely his alone. the script should have undergone a dozen more drafts. this movie felt like a lecture on a very interesting topic that you wouldnt want to miss. then when you attend it, the lecturer just goes reading a book verbatim aided by dull powerpoint slides. im sure id have hated this movie more if id read the book. but other than a couple of good points, very disappointing and boring.
the good: silas, teabing, subject matter.
the bad: all talk, no action.
the ugly: the controversy.
the verdict: 5 flogs to the back.
leonardo da skizzi.
with the hype that surrounded dan brown's book, a movie adaptation was inevitable. despite the hype, which i believe was, and is still, too much, i have not read a single sentence inside that book (eventhough i have it in ebook form). probably part of the reason is how those people who have finished the book yap about it so much and feel like they are the smartest being on earth. maybe in the far future when the hype has died down. anyways, equally hyped to the most annoying levels is this movie. and after watching it with zero expectations and uninfluenced by negative reviews, i scratched my head and wondered what the fuss was about. although based on real facts, this is an obvious work of fiction and anyone who'd take it seriously is a moron (and what the heck is the problem if jesus was human and not god? arent his teachings the only things that should matter?!). this is simply three hours of boring talk about what ifs. the puzzles didnt even carry any weight. the plots of indiana jones 1 and 3 also had religious themes but that's a gargantuan load of fun compared to this. and both didnt even need flashbacks to explain stuff. heck, even national treasure is great compared this. the problem of this film is its lack of excitement. id take all the talk you need, but i need some thrills to boost me out of dozing off. the only discourse that entertained me was between langdon and magneto, fresh from his demise in x-men 3, as he is now a crippled geek. sir ian mckellen's performance was the sole saviour of this film, his orgasmic joy upon seeing the crypt text was so genuine.
who played geoffrey chaucer in a knight's tale, although he really needed more creepiness. they should have made him more shadowy and "ghost"-like (there should have been more scenes like when he grabbed langdon's neck in mid-speech). jean reno's fache character required tweaking as well, as it seems it was written exactly for him. then there are the two leads, one of the worst acting couples to a movie. tom hanks's robert langdon was flat and wasnt as dynamic as a hero characters are supposed to be, and the added claustrophobia didnt help 3-dimensionalize him at all. and what the hell happened to you audrey tatou?!? well, i guess this was a case of miscasting because she's a really great non-mainstream actress. she just didnt fit sophie's shoes. the only time i thought she acted well was in magneto's private plane where she was scolding silas. and by the way, if sophie was such an important person, why would her grandfather just let her run away like that? ending was predictable.
i guess it was a bad decision to get ron howard to direct this film. but the fault isnt entirely his alone. the script should have undergone a dozen more drafts. this movie felt like a lecture on a very interesting topic that you wouldnt want to miss. then when you attend it, the lecturer just goes reading a book verbatim aided by dull powerpoint slides. im sure id have hated this movie more if id read the book. but other than a couple of good points, very disappointing and boring.
the good: silas, teabing, subject matter.
the bad: all talk, no action.
the ugly: the controversy.
the verdict: 5 flogs to the back.
leonardo da skizzi.
Sunday, May 28, 2006
X-MEN: THE LAST STAND by jaiskizzy
jean grey has resurrected from her watery grave and has turned into the varicose-vein-faced phoenix, posing a new threat to the uncanny x-men team. meanwhile, the homo sapiens have created a cure that would destroy the mutant gene and eventually wipe out the entire mutant race. soon, homo superior will become no mo’ superior. obviously magneto aint gonna tolerate this and so he forms an army against the humans to show em who’s boss. it’s a mutant super orgy down ‘ere in ol’ alcatraz, kid, but alas! still no gambit, ma cheri.
first off, i’ve got to say that i am a comic book uber-geek. i possess quite an extensive knowledge of the comic book universe and everytime i would sit my ass to watch a movie based on a comic book, i’d see what they did right or wrong. to achieve as much realism as it can, the film format has the liberty to alter some of the features of the book it was based on. the trick is to make it work so that us fanboys would care less. i’ve seen several negative reviews of x-men 3 but from my point of view, brett ratner managed to pull a rabbit out of the hat. you see, there’s just too many mutants and naturally too many storylines in the comics and it’s simply impossible to squeeze them all into, say, five movies, even if each was four hours long. in this 2 hour flick, they built a double-plotted story that included enough mutants to please the comic fans and one of the most compelling comic storylines ever: the dark phoenix saga. (sadly, jean grey never really goes all-out flaming dark phoenix… groan) it was good to see beast, done well by frasier; angel, giving me an overdose of wing-envy; juggernaut, played nicely by vinnie freakin jones; and shadowcat, who is doesn’t-comb-her-hair cute. to be able to let them have vital roles and not just as extras is a scriptwriting feat that deserves praise. especially kitty pryde as she, i believe, was most able to put her intangibility powers to good use. a nod also goes to the cameo by moira mctaggert, an important human character in the comics. i also liked the bit part of jamie madrox, the multiple man, despite being at the wrong side. even wronger though is that his powers to replicate cant be done at will. forgiven, due to the slightly faithful costume. didn’t like callisto one bit. or porcupine boy. ugh.
the action scenes were superb, although a bit erratically spread out i think. i’ve yet to see wolverine go berserk but his scenes were great. even if bone-throwing man and limb-regenerating man obviously didn’t stand a chance in the first place. i would have gladly paid more if they had showed him decapitating the sentinel. or berserking through three. i guess the abundance of mutants affected the screen time of the leads. storm, rogue, iceman, pyro, they kinda sorta felt like just passing through. and then there’s mystique… who… um… what a bod! far from perfect, the main mistake of this mutant movie is its pace. i think brett ratner took the rollercoaster formula too seriously. too many ups and downs, which you aren’t really able to enjoy as much. in the down parts when the characters die, they just die. as if the film is hurrying up to get to the next thrill. even the final battle sequence, grandiose as it was, felt like too contained. with all those mutants and their different powers, they could have chosen a wider warfield where they can wreck more stuff. the special effects weren’t exactly very special, awesome, but nothing stood out. good to finally see the danger room. it was also cool to watch magneto doing some city rearranging.
bryan singer may have left the x-men to do superman, but the movie was tossed over to good hands. ratner clearly knew crap about what he got himself into but he mustered enough talent to deliver a flawed but wonderful-enough movie. (p.s. there’s a little twist ending after the credits but it wasn’t shocking as it was supposed to be.)
the good: more mutants, the use of their powers, and the danger room.
the bad: the deaths and the weird pace. and no gambit!!!
the ugly: the gray-skinned dude who had bad breath.
the verdict: 7 cure shots.
skizzy superior.
first off, i’ve got to say that i am a comic book uber-geek. i possess quite an extensive knowledge of the comic book universe and everytime i would sit my ass to watch a movie based on a comic book, i’d see what they did right or wrong. to achieve as much realism as it can, the film format has the liberty to alter some of the features of the book it was based on. the trick is to make it work so that us fanboys would care less. i’ve seen several negative reviews of x-men 3 but from my point of view, brett ratner managed to pull a rabbit out of the hat. you see, there’s just too many mutants and naturally too many storylines in the comics and it’s simply impossible to squeeze them all into, say, five movies, even if each was four hours long. in this 2 hour flick, they built a double-plotted story that included enough mutants to please the comic fans and one of the most compelling comic storylines ever: the dark phoenix saga. (sadly, jean grey never really goes all-out flaming dark phoenix… groan) it was good to see beast, done well by frasier; angel, giving me an overdose of wing-envy; juggernaut, played nicely by vinnie freakin jones; and shadowcat, who is doesn’t-comb-her-hair cute. to be able to let them have vital roles and not just as extras is a scriptwriting feat that deserves praise. especially kitty pryde as she, i believe, was most able to put her intangibility powers to good use. a nod also goes to the cameo by moira mctaggert, an important human character in the comics. i also liked the bit part of jamie madrox, the multiple man, despite being at the wrong side. even wronger though is that his powers to replicate cant be done at will. forgiven, due to the slightly faithful costume. didn’t like callisto one bit. or porcupine boy. ugh.
the action scenes were superb, although a bit erratically spread out i think. i’ve yet to see wolverine go berserk but his scenes were great. even if bone-throwing man and limb-regenerating man obviously didn’t stand a chance in the first place. i would have gladly paid more if they had showed him decapitating the sentinel. or berserking through three. i guess the abundance of mutants affected the screen time of the leads. storm, rogue, iceman, pyro, they kinda sorta felt like just passing through. and then there’s mystique… who… um… what a bod! far from perfect, the main mistake of this mutant movie is its pace. i think brett ratner took the rollercoaster formula too seriously. too many ups and downs, which you aren’t really able to enjoy as much. in the down parts when the characters die, they just die. as if the film is hurrying up to get to the next thrill. even the final battle sequence, grandiose as it was, felt like too contained. with all those mutants and their different powers, they could have chosen a wider warfield where they can wreck more stuff. the special effects weren’t exactly very special, awesome, but nothing stood out. good to finally see the danger room. it was also cool to watch magneto doing some city rearranging.
bryan singer may have left the x-men to do superman, but the movie was tossed over to good hands. ratner clearly knew crap about what he got himself into but he mustered enough talent to deliver a flawed but wonderful-enough movie. (p.s. there’s a little twist ending after the credits but it wasn’t shocking as it was supposed to be.)
the good: more mutants, the use of their powers, and the danger room.
the bad: the deaths and the weird pace. and no gambit!!!
the ugly: the gray-skinned dude who had bad breath.
the verdict: 7 cure shots.
skizzy superior.
Friday, May 26, 2006
comments, anyone?
saw this on beachytin's blog. thought id tweak it a bit and ala-peanut-butter-sandwiches! a quicky lucky list. how about that!
but before we get to that (as if you cant wait, right?), permit me to do a lil dissin. as most of you blog readers probably have seen, this simple pleasure list is just everywhere. however, did you ever notice that some entries in the others’ list (if not all) aren’t simple at all. there’s this one blog that had a black and white image of an anime-ish woman in a butt-perfect pose where the guy’s list had put “winning” in his list. and you know, i was like… winning? what’s simple about winning? kiss me if im wrong but wasn’t this list about simple pleasures, ergo, little, not-so-significant everyday things most people don’t give a skunk’s stinky ass about that have an extra-special delightfully magical effect on you in a silly kinda way. winning obviously doesn’t fall in that category. you have to work to win. you don’t just win out of nothing, and you don’t just win every minute of every day. it’s the not-always-sure by-product of different levels of effort. i could ramble on and bore my remaining reader-friends out of this blog. bottomline, stone cold, there aint anything simple about winning. dude, how you got past grade school is beyond me. seriously.
anyways, here are my 13 simple pleasures.
1. numbers
2. summary at the back of a book
3. keyboard shortcuts (esp. ctrl+c, ctrl+x, and ctrl+v)
4. peeling off price tags
5. isaw
6. the moon
7. lil things i do on the pc while waiting (i.e. making right-click boxes)
8. pillows
9. when layla makes a face
10. cartoons
11. keys
12. drumming with fingers
13. chocolate
captain barbell... now there's somethin to talk about. and you know me, ive been insulting that darn show since day one. and believe me, i have got a buttload of things to say about that pile o' crap. but i'll save em for another day, maybe this weekend...
hey, got two new movie reviews for ya. yep, you read that right: two new movie reviews. one is about mutants, and the other is about codes. and im introducing a new filler feature today, and i really mean just introducing 'cause i havent finished it yet. it's the sequelizer and it's basically me coming up with sequel storylines for movies. that's about it, for now.
but before we get to that (as if you cant wait, right?), permit me to do a lil dissin. as most of you blog readers probably have seen, this simple pleasure list is just everywhere. however, did you ever notice that some entries in the others’ list (if not all) aren’t simple at all. there’s this one blog that had a black and white image of an anime-ish woman in a butt-perfect pose where the guy’s list had put “winning” in his list. and you know, i was like… winning? what’s simple about winning? kiss me if im wrong but wasn’t this list about simple pleasures, ergo, little, not-so-significant everyday things most people don’t give a skunk’s stinky ass about that have an extra-special delightfully magical effect on you in a silly kinda way. winning obviously doesn’t fall in that category. you have to work to win. you don’t just win out of nothing, and you don’t just win every minute of every day. it’s the not-always-sure by-product of different levels of effort. i could ramble on and bore my remaining reader-friends out of this blog. bottomline, stone cold, there aint anything simple about winning. dude, how you got past grade school is beyond me. seriously.
anyways, here are my 13 simple pleasures.
1. numbers
2. summary at the back of a book
3. keyboard shortcuts (esp. ctrl+c, ctrl+x, and ctrl+v)
4. peeling off price tags
5. isaw
6. the moon
7. lil things i do on the pc while waiting (i.e. making right-click boxes)
8. pillows
9. when layla makes a face
10. cartoons
11. keys
12. drumming with fingers
13. chocolate
captain barbell... now there's somethin to talk about. and you know me, ive been insulting that darn show since day one. and believe me, i have got a buttload of things to say about that pile o' crap. but i'll save em for another day, maybe this weekend...
hey, got two new movie reviews for ya. yep, you read that right: two new movie reviews. one is about mutants, and the other is about codes. and im introducing a new filler feature today, and i really mean just introducing 'cause i havent finished it yet. it's the sequelizer and it's basically me coming up with sequel storylines for movies. that's about it, for now.
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
type x negative
no.
i have not seen da vinci code. or x-men: last stand. i have not eaten dinner. i havent received any comments for the last few posts. i havent finished reading stephen king's on writing. i havent made any new friends at work yet except for the 3 people i trained with. i have not saved enough of my salary again. i havent writen a new lucky list. i havent... given a damn if anybody cares about what i havent done.
i have not seen da vinci code. or x-men: last stand. i have not eaten dinner. i havent received any comments for the last few posts. i havent finished reading stephen king's on writing. i havent made any new friends at work yet except for the 3 people i trained with. i have not saved enough of my salary again. i havent writen a new lucky list. i havent... given a damn if anybody cares about what i havent done.
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